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Joke of the Day
"The farmer's wife just ran off with a farm equipment salesman. She wrote him a John Deere letter."
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"What do whores and sailors have in common? They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one."
"I tried putting my cat on a diet once, but she's still fat... I guess it just didn't work out"
"I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas... ...it's not her main present - just a stocking filler!"
"So I did not realize, in England, the word ""trump"" is slang for a particularly loud fart. ... Just like in America."
"What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time? ""Aye, there's the wub"""
"The mass murderer has an inspirational poster on his wall. ""Can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter'"""
"What do you call an amputee that can't answer riddles? Stumped"
"History is his-story, rambled the tumblrina... where are the records of the deeds of women? that is a miss-story"
"How does a south central chicken cross the road? ... In a bucket"