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Joke of the Day
"A PS4 and an Xbox One got ran over Off in the distance, we hear the ambulance... WiiUWiiUWiiU"
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"China and Russia are having a friendly discussion... Russia: ""I bet you couldn't kill that group of Buddhist monks over there"" China: ""Do you want Tibet?"""
"My pet butterfly got a tattoo of my lower back"
"There's always some truth behind: Just kidding, Knowledge behind: I don't know, Emotion behind: I don't care & Pain behind: It's okay."
"I ate some fireflies for supper today. I'm trying to eat light."
"Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own? Because it's too tired."
"How long does it take to cook a baby in a microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating."
"My favorite thing about decorative towels is how you're not allowed to use them. Because nothing says CLASS like useless towels."
"What's hitler's favorite yu-gi-oh card? Blue eyes blond dragon."
"We must be subatomic particles, because I feel strong force between us."