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Joke of the Day

"What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time? ""Aye, there's the wub"""

"Do you know the story of a penguin that breathed with his ass? It sat down and died."

"I once had a friend who really wanted to get run over by a steam train When he did he was chuffed to bits"

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill...? Walking... Jk Rowling."

"It must be tough for a woman going through her OKCupid messages finding a good one... It's like finding a needle in a hey-stack."

"My 5/o just said ""That's Classic!!"" WTF is classic to a 5 y/o? Blues Clues??"

"Two tips for faster jogging- (1) hot girl in front of you; (2) creepy dude behind you. Also, if you're behind a (1) you're probably her (2)."

"Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand? She needs the other to moan."

"How do you practice eating out a black woman? Steel wool and mayonnaise"

"A woman walks into a bar and orders a drink called ""Innuendo"". So the barkeeper gives it to her."