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Joke of the Day

"I tried putting my cat on a diet once, but she's still fat... I guess it just didn't work out"

"What did Waldo say at the Superbowl? I'm just here so I won't get find."

"I heard this really funny joke about procastination I'll post it later"

"Are you tired of every day being the same? Congratulations, you're an adult!"

"BOSS: I don't know if you're the right man for the job BAKER: NO PLEASE *holds up dough* I KNEAD THIS"

"What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...? I heard that he was fully re-covered."

"We should've known about the failure of communism In retrospect, there were a lot of red flags..."

"A committee has narrowed the search for a name for the newly hypothesised 9th planet. It's between Urpenis and Urvagina."

"I got a hair cut for $10 At this rate, its gonna cost me a million dollars to get them all cut."

"I just took the garbage out. In 3D."