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Joke of the Day

"The mass murderer has an inspirational poster on his wall. ""Can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter'"""

"What do you call a rich Chinese? https://i.imgur.com/txMwWBX.jpg"

"What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for? Organized crime."

"I can relate to Alice in Wonderland. She just keeps randomly eating and drinking with the hope that it might magically solve her problems"

"So a cannibal passes a priest in the woods."

"[At job interview] Interviewer: Do you have a police record? Me: No. But I do have a few of their albums on cassette *hires me instantly"

"If you have 3 tweets in a row that say what you're cooking, what song you're listening to, and what your mood is... just go back to Facebook."

"Ellen pao Punchline is in the title whoops"

"High-Speed Rail in the US."

"What do you call a singing group trio of pre-op Trannies? Chixie Dicks"