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Joke of the Day

"So I did not realize, in England, the word ""trump"" is slang for a particularly loud fart. ... Just like in America."

"what are your hobbies? Mmm... Sam, Bilbo and Frodo."

"Hey, the 1700's called, they said please invent telephones."

"What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na naaa"

"[breakup] Who should get the cat? ""I don't know...let's see who he loves the most"" {3 weeks later} Can you tell? ""Nope"""

"I'm so sad because my friend is moving to Shanghai. More like Shang-bye."

"What fruit can't marry Cant-elope"

"Why wasn't the cat moving? It was on paws"

"Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y? Because why emcee, eh?"

"""I am as misquoted as Marilyn Monroe."" - Abe Lincoln"