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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an amputee that can't answer riddles? Stumped"
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"Why does carbon monoxide smell like fjbsjko"
"Picking up women in bars is like picking up Avocadoes in a supermarket... You have no idea how damaged they are until you get them home."
"Just been chatting to my neighbor's teenage daughter It turns out she's really into aliens and UFOs Which is cool because tommorow she's getting abducted"
"My brother volunteered to perform my sons circumcision But I could never force kin to do that."
"How do you know you're talking to a pilot? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"Him: Wanna bump uglies, baby? Me: Ooh, yes please! * Grabs two ugly people and starts smacking them against each other. *"
"What is the difference between boogers and Brussels sprouts? Little kids will eat boogers."
"So a group of nerve cells are mingling for the first time. They look really nervous."
"If Jessica Simpson doesn't name one of her kids ""Homer"", then seriously what's the point?"