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Joke of the Day

"What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on? steer clear"

"I accidentally just laughed at something my 4-year-old did so now I have to pretend to laugh as she does it forty thousand more times."

"You want to hear a paper pun? It's tearable."

"Why is Italy shaped like a boot? Well, can't fit that much shit in a sneaker!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beggar ! Beggar who ? Beggar you don't know !"

"The seven dwarves were sitting in a sauna feeling happy so happy got up and left"

"Why should you always invite Amish people to a party? They know how to raise the roof."

"Commercial for elbows: A frustrated man steers his car with totally straight arms. ""Why did I go with the cheap arms?!"" Narrator: ""Elbows"""

"""YOU'RE FAT."" - my belt"

"When you're trying to be cheesy But everyone around you is lactose intolerant"