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Joke of the Day
"What happens when a nun becomes pregnant? They fire a Canon."
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"Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties? Toad was a fungi."
"I didn't believe my friend when he told me who the Canadian Prime Minister was... turns out it was Trudeau."
"Went to type in build a bear and accidentally googled build a bar. Better idea, I know"
"Did you hear about the college for dolphins? It was for educational porpoises only."
"What's the difference between a penis and a testicle? (sfw) There's a vas deferens between them."
"Sometimes I miss my real friends and then I think, screw them, they don't even star my tweets."
"What kind of bagel did the camper eat? A winnebago."
"Have you seen the new fishing website? No it's not online yet."
"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan."