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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend finished all my french fries... I couldn't KETCHUP."
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"A man proposes to his girlfriend. She has one condition. Syphilis."
"A drunk man walks into a bar... ... and a table... and a chair..."
"[family hears me pull in driveway] wife: please don't wrestling announcer: sorry ma'am he already paid me. NOW ENTERING THE HOUSE FROM WORK"
"A man wearing transparent underwear walked into a psychiatrist's office The psychiatrist said, ""I can see you're nuts"""
"Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Nevermid, it's too long."
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