87208
Joke of the Day
"What do you say to Aziz Ansari when you forget his birthday? Aziz, I'm sorry."
Next Joke
"The prize for coming in the top-3 of the children's race was an evil clown. Sadly I came 4th. I would have got away with It if it wasn't for those medalling kids."
"A wise meteorologist once told me... Dress for the weather you want, not the weather you have."
"the easiest way to get a ghost to stop hauntimg u is to change ur wifi password and act like u hav no idea why he cant conect to it anymore"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care? Shouldn't he be able to cross the road without having his motive questioned? Now let me just... exit through that conveniently placed door.."
"Heard a great black joke today. Have you guys heard the one about the honest hard working black guy? Me neither."
"How many times does it take for a woman on period to change a lightbulb? IT WILL TAKE THE TIME IT FUCKING NEEDS !!!"
"Crocodile breaks into Florida store, steals sports drinks. It was a Gator-raid."
"My girlfriend is like a lawnmower... Everyone is asking to borrow her."
"A priest and a rabbi are walking past a play ground. and the priest says, "" do you want to go fuck some kids?"" and the rabbi replies, ""out of what?"""