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Joke of the Day

"How many times does it take for a woman on period to change a lightbulb? IT WILL TAKE THE TIME IT FUCKING NEEDS !!!"

"I got a purebred Beagle puppy for my wife I thought it was an awesome trade."

"What are the hottest days during summer? Sun-days"

"Do you think Bradley Cooper will call his kids Mini Coopers cause I hope so."

"Schizophrenic walks into a psychiatrists office . . . says, ""Doc, am I as crazy as he says we are?"""

"Friend at work hit me with this. (Sorry if repost.) If a Stork brings white babies, and a Crow brings black babies. What brings no babies? The Swallow."

"Man has sex with a can of beans. He was porkin' beans."

"When pharmacist gets sick....... Does the doctor give him a taste of his own medicine?"

"Hide and Seek Started a game of hide and seek with my dad 20 years ago. He's the best, where you at Dad?"

"What's the difference between feminists and Nazis? The Nazis had a purpose"