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Joke of the Day

"Heard a great black joke today. Have you guys heard the one about the honest hard working black guy? Me neither."

"Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that criminal? Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect."

"Wonder Woman What's the difference between Wonder Woman and the Dickless Wonder? One was played in the 1970s by Lynda, the other by Jimmy."

"I find it quite easy to relate to mushrooms I'm also a fun guy"

"If I'm ever on life support, I want to be unplugged. And then plugged back in to see if that helps"

"Life is like a box of chocolates... Mostly nuts and sometimes you get brown stuff on your hands."

"How many tutors does it take to make a wild dog literate? It takes two to make a dingo write."

"What do you call a guy who's rolling around in the grass early in the morning? Dewy"

"I would like to give thanks to the brave men and women who died a long time ago tasting which plants were edible and which plants were not."

"Say what you will about pedophiles... ...but they do slow down in school zones!"