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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care? Shouldn't he be able to cross the road without having his motive questioned? Now let me just... exit through that conveniently placed door.."

"Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says to the other, ""Oh boy, it sure is hot in here!"" The other says, **""OH MY GOSH IT'S A TALKING MUFFIN""**"

"I failed my biology exam yesterday The question was: Name something commonly found in cells. Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer."

"How do you get alot of people to check out your post? Tag it NSFW and repost it"

"Two snowmen are standing in a snowy field... And after 3 hours of complete silence, one turns to the other and asks ""Can you smell carrots?"""

"What if all countries have ninjas, and we only know about the Asian ones because they suck?"

"What part of the house does a ghost not use? The living room"

"Met a hot isis girl Jihad me at hello"

"I just love blind prostitutes.... I mean, you've gotta hand it to them."

"I bet snowmen think it's weird that the ground is completely covered in their skin."