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Joke of the Day
"Crocodile breaks into Florida store, steals sports drinks. It was a Gator-raid."
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"Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, ""Is it hot in here or is it just me?"" The other one looks at him and replies, ""HOLY SHIT, A TAKING MUFFIN!!"""
"TIL... Tomorrow I learned that Steve Buscemi was a volunteer firefighter on Sep...."
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back when you throw it? a dead cat"
"Tom Hanks is extremely polite... In fact, every time someone asks him for an autograph, he's the one that ends up saying ""T.Hanks"""
"I saw a one legged man with no arms at the ATM today... He asked me to help him check his balance.... So I pushed the fucker over."
"[OC] Got approved for a 15 year 3.25% Mortgage loan 4.20 was too high for a 30 year ....... sorry I'll see myself out."
"What do you call a math teacher that assigns graphs with holes and assymptotes on tests? Asshole."
"How do ya get a fag to fuck a woman? Shit in her pussy"
"What do you call a potato in space? Spudnik"