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Joke of the Day
"""Grandpa, when did you know grandma was the one?"" When her sister dumped me."
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"Dreams can come true. For example, One night I dreamed that I was poor, sad and alone after three months the dream come true."
"When Copernicus said the Earth goes around the sun I don't think he appreciated the gravity of the situation. Science. History. Punnery."
"Hedgehogs... Why can't they just share the hedge?"
"What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts"
"How do you make a fruit cordial? Be nice to him."
"Two crows walk into a bar. Before they can order their first drink, they get arrested for attempted murder."
"You know your driving really sucks when your GPS says ""After 300 yards, stop and let me out"""
"How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom? A Lot."
"Why is Kim Jong Un a terrible leader? [removed]"