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Joke of the Day

"What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts"

"How does a barber make phone calls? He cuts them short."

"I keep ringing Screwfix... .. To this day they still insist they're not a matchmaking agency!"

"The Irish must be very rich... ...since their capital is always Dublin"

"A clown at the circus got tomato thrown at him from the audience, he turns and says HAY, THATS NOT FUNNY"

"For me, getting girls is like spreading butter... It's much easier with a knife."

"What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese? A fetaphile"

"I accidently mixed up some poison ivy with a 4 leafed clover Ever since I've had a rash of good luck..."

"What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesarous"

"My date spent all night telling me that she loved Bad Boys - Then seemed disappointed when we got back to mine and I put the DVD on."