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Joke of the Day
"How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom? A Lot."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the girl who died in the Italian restaurant? She pasta way."
"Why is the vagina like the weather? Because when it's wet it's time to go insiiiiiiide."
"[God is taking a nap] Prankster Angel: Um yea hi, Abraham? This is God. *trying super hard not to laugh* You need to kill your son."
"What is Tony Romo's favorite lottery game? Pick Six"
"The road to recovery from my addiction to sexual innuendos has been a long and hard one. But the end is in sight... I can see it coming."
"I like my tea like I like my women.... Plain, dark and bitter!"
"You should be able to pick a theme for your Facebook movie... Because some of you should need to pick drama..."
"My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well... I was amazed, I never knew they worked."
"Dear Religion, Pics or it didn't happen. Love, Science"