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Joke of the Day

"Gay jokes are not funny Cum on guys"

"WTF is a palindrome? No it isn't."

"What's the difference between Reddit and 9Gag? About 5 seconds."

"What do you call a fish that eats shit? A bottom feeder."

"If Tom Brady joined Nickelback... They'd become 30 cents."

"This girl I know has started saying ""true story"" after everything which is interesting because I've never murdered before."

"Shopping for Melons My wife sent me to the supermarket with a grocery list, but when I unfolded and read it, all it said was ""melons"". I guess it was the honey dew list."

"People think it's great if you like kids but will freak out if you assign an age. I like 10 year olds. See? Creepy. I'll wait in the van."

"I've got a great sense of humor *closes eyes and tilts head slightly upward* yes. there is humor nearby. 40, no, 50 yards from here"

"My printer has a drug problem And it just can't stop!"