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Joke of the Day
"4 out of 5 dentists agree, that 5th dentist is an asshole."
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"If I were a hairdresser, my business cards would say, ""I'll cut you."""
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"How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb? none, PETA can't change anything."
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"What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar? I don't know."
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