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Joke of the Day

"How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb? none, PETA can't change anything."

"What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard? Paddy O'Furniture"

"Don't compare whales to feminists... It's very offensive to whales"

"Why do women only use putters while playing golf? Because women can't drive."

"What is a penguin? A swallow that kept eating after 6pm."

"TIFU: I ate my boss' sandwich out of the work fridge! Oops. Wrong sub."

"Man walks into a bar with a giraffe The giraffe goes to sleep on the floor. The bartender says, ""Aye, what's that lyin' there?"" The man says, ""It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"""

"A nun was kidnapped No offence but she was asking for it. Nun taken."

"How deep is the average vagina Deep enough for a man to lose his house, car, his dog and half his assets"

"Yo mama so fat... You have to yell OMNIKIN before you kick her."