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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between being hungry and horny? What she means by ""eat out."""
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"I shot a Black Man the other day I got charged with impersonating a Police Officer."
"How many Frenchman does it take to defend France? I don't know. They've never tried."
"What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common? Pants 50% off"
"Give the chick a break. Kristen Stewart TOTALLY looks sorry. Or happy. Or sad. Or constipated."
"Why don't Dallas Cowboy fans take their wives to the football games? 'Cause they jump the fence and eat the grass."
"I tried out to be a porn actor today, I was told I was under-qualified."
"No coffee in the pantry this morning so I had to go outside and show my dick to a cop to get the old motor running."
"""This is gonna be so awful, and everyone's least favorite, yet .0001 of the population will keep it in demand."" - Inventor of licorice"
"""I saw the Facebook Movie yesterday. It's a good movie. It touched all my emotions: LOL, OMG, WTF..."""