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Joke of the Day

"Why is the Democratic electoral landscape like a Moebius strip? Cause no matter what you do, there always seems to be a Clinton claiming to be ""on your side"" . . ."

"not enough holes in walls any more, not like the glory days."

"Commentator just said that the rain ""may just be the tears of a heartbroken nation,"" which shows a fundamental misunderstanding of rain."

"What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter."

"What's the difference between a blonde and your job? Your job still sucks after 6 months."

"Why black people are so good with basketball? They can shoot and steal without being arrested."

"I went to a bar that only served beer in cans,and bottles. Seems the place had a draught excluder."

"what has nine legs, four feet and orange? Nothing, fuck off"

"Tim Cook just came out. Waiting for the Android version."

"The hardest part of having sex again after you have recently been widowed is.... Gettin there before the rigor mortis sets in."