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Joke of the Day

"What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy."

"4-year-old: Can you do what you want at work? Me: No, I have to listen to my boss. 4: Mom is at your work?"

"A Chinese man goes to the optician and the doctor tells him he has a Cataract. That Chinese man says ""no, I have a BMW""."

"When I get lost in Reddit, I instinctively click on ""Front"", and then regret it. I regReddit."

"I think my dog is gay because he wags his tail every time I suck his dick."

"I like my wings like I like my Caitlyn Jenners. Boneless."

"Based on how he reacts, you'd think my dog's entire family was killed by pizza delivery guys."

"What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box? Not suitable for children. Colors may vary."

"You know how they say ""if you snooze you lose""... I snooze every morning and have never lost any sleep over it."

"I was pretty sure I've been dead and in hell for the past three hours until I was informed the air conditioner isn't working."