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Joke of the Day

"Do you have neighbors?.. Do you have extension cords?..... Are you paying too much for electricity?"

"The Pillsbury dough boy He is a great roll model."

"If I were gonna give advice about how to survive leaving your phone at home, it would be this: stare at something else. I chose a weird baby"

"People who say ""you can run but you can't hide"" have never played hide & seek with me.. or seen me run."

"[bank] Robber: EVERYONE GET DOWN! Me: [crying] my wife left & my kids think I'm a joke Robber: No I mean- Robber2: Wait! Let him finish"

"Bought some sneakers from my drug dealer... Not sure what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!"

"Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese? Ohio"

"what do asians do when they have an erection? they vote..."

"Guess what came in the mail today? Deez nuts. HAH GOT EM!"

"What do you call a cold Jewish person? Iceberg."