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Joke of the Day

"Why did black people pick so much cotton? Because we told them to."

"Guns don't kill people... ... Husbands who come home early, kill people."

"What is the main difference between real numbers and women? Real numbers having period are rational."

"Chicken what do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce... Chicken sees a salad"

"Have you heard the one about the failed Swedish car company? I'd tell it to you, but nobody likes a Saab story."

"Pokemon Sun is better because the Sun would beat the Moon in a fight That's that's why I picked Pokemon Black"

"What did the letter O say to the letter Q? ""For God's sake man, put some pants on!"""

"The only ""B"" word women should be called is... is beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful."

"If you think your child is annoying, imagine what I think."

"[first date at a chinese restaurant] ""So are you more of a dog or a cat person?"" *reading menu* I was thinking orange chicken but you do you"