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Joke of the Day
"No one told him Syria borders Iraq Why did Obama provide weapons to Al-Qaeda in Syria"
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"Great roll model A kid all confused asked his dad: Dad, dad..What is closer the moon or London? To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here?"
"The Biggest Joke of 2016 Mariah Carey's Performance at Dick Clarks Rockin New Years Eve"
"*UFO attacks* Govt: It's a weather balloon. *UFO destroys Eiffel Tower* Govt: Weather balloon. *UFO conquers Earth* Govt: Weather balloon."
"Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here"
"Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes? Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America"
"what's going on with people who are mad at movies that last longer than 90 minutes but happily watch an entire season of TV in one day"
"The word condominium has the word condom in it. hehe ;)"
"How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods."
"""What's your favourite Pixar film?"", my dad asked I replied, ""Up, yours?"" My dad gave me a weird look and said, ""No need to be like that, I was only asking."""