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Joke of the Day

"Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here"

"My grandpa died in Auschwitz He fell down from the watchtower."

"What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....? They work it out with a pencil!"

"When it comes to Russian Roulette .. .. 5/6 approve"

"They should harvest the excess fat from fat people to turn into fossil fuels, to solve the world energy problems. Or world hunger."

"Communist jokes are not funny... unless everyone gets them"

"Excited about my bike, I decided to start a cycling club. It's been weeks and no one has joined Maybe The Pedalphiles wasn't the best name :-/"

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. I would like to invite you to play Candy Crush."

"What do you call a really shitty nieghbor? Dinkleberry!"

"I've decided to get rid of my vacuum cleaner... ...because it's as old and overused as this joke."