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Joke of the Day
"The Biggest Joke of 2016 Mariah Carey's Performance at Dick Clarks Rockin New Years Eve"
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"My roommate just called my clothes gay.. Have a little respect man! They just came out of the closet"
"Christmas tradition."
"My friend was putting lipstick on her forehead She said she was trying to make-up her mind"
"I just found a jar in the fridge, with expiry date 21/12/2012. I looked at it twice, and indeed, it was mayannaise!"
"What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail? A small medium at large"
"Friends are a lot like trees... They fall down when hit multiple times with an axe."
"If you're not part of the solution, you're either a solid or a gas."
"Then God said, come fourth john, for you will have eternal life... But john came Fifth and won a free toaster"
"I have a phobia of German sausage Yes, I fear the wurst."