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"The Biggest Joke of 2016 Mariah Carey's Performance at Dick Clarks Rockin New Years Eve"
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"Joke: Genie in the bottle | geaNostra"
"Almost arrived at work when my kid asked ""Where're we going?"" Who the hell did I just drop off at school?!"
"I'm all set for Friday night: got my mac 'n cheese dinner, 40 oz., 'Steel Magnolias' DVD, Twitter friends and tears."
"Kim Kardashian getting 6 million dollars stolen is a lot like if I got the condom that's been in my wallet since I was 12 stolen... Am I gonna miss it? Yeah. Was I gonna use it? No."
"I have a bomb. EDIT: This blew up."
"What's ET short for? He's only got little legs"
"optimists: the glass is half full. pessimists: the glass is half empty feminists: the glass is being raped"
"how many Snapple Facts do I have to get before it counts as a GED"
"I am so dwarf that... I am so dwarf that people don't take me seriously enough to win any competition other than stand up comedy!"