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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes? Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America"

"My kid keeps getting his pants leg wrapped in the chain of his bike, it's a vicious cycle."

"INTERVIEWER: According to your resume, you like to ""move it move it."" ME: That's correct. I: It goes on like for... 30 pages. M: And?"

"How do Jamaican's end their prayers? Ey mon."

"Nice weather guys, lets have the internet outside today..."

"Talking testicles What did the right testlcle say to the left? Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard"

"How scared was the man who ate cement? Lets just say, he shit a brick."

"What's the difference between girls of our generation and peanut butter? One spreads easily and the other is peanut butter"

"My girlfriend just asked me.. What's an English geologist's favourite fruit? A pomegranate."

"If two gangsta vegetarians are arguing... Is it still considered beef?"