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Joke of the Day

"How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods."

"Where did all the cuts and blood come from? The school went on a trip!"

"I call my wife ""Happy Meal""... She's not enough to satisfy me but she comes with a toy..."

"Don't you guys just hate it when a sentence doesn't end like you think it pineapple?"

"Now that gay marriage is legal in the USA OPs can finally get married!"

"How do you make a little girl cry twice? You wipe your dick on her teddy bear after!"

"Wife: ""Look. I haven't worn this in 8 years and it still fits."" Husband: ""For God's sake woman, it's a scarf!"""

"I'm writing a book about how people can free themselves from taking pictures of themselves. It's a selfie-help book."

"When the only light in your world is suddenly gone ...it's time to recharge your phone."

"Jokes 1. Something said in the pursuit of laughter. 2. A short tale with an end worth laughs after. 3. A noun you expect commands no respect. Root word ""jocus"". This limerick: disaster."