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Joke of the Day

"Who put semen in the basement? I don't know. That's just the way it's spelled."

"True false tests Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests? It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign."

"Why do tigers always beat cheetahs at hide-and-seek? They've never been spotted."

"Thought I saw a fat guy doing a killer air harmonica but it turns out he was just sneezing over and over."

"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis."

"What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia? You get stoned."

"Most women want a man who can make them laugh and also feel safe. So basically, a clown ninja. Good to know"

"My most favorite joke Boy to shopkeeper : Do you have fairness cream ?. Shopkeeper : Yes. Boy : Then why dont you apply to your daughter :D ."

"I may have to divorce my wife... My son broke both his arms today."

"The only reason a Hillary Clinton presidency would be good for our country At $0.78 cents to the dollar, she'd be a bargain for our country"