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Joke of the Day

"why don't Italians have acne? (bad joke) Because it slides off."

"Life is so damn funny when you have a dirty mind . . ."

"What is the worst city to be a cop in? Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work."

"Did you hear about the man who was hit over the head with a bobble-head in a rice field? It's the first reported case of a knick knack paddy whack."

"The cheetah is the fastest land mammal right after a politician backpedaling about an opinion he didn't want the public to know about"

"Calm down mechanic guy. Just here for an oil change. If I wanted to know about all the other stuff wrong with my car I'd turn the radio down."

"Relationships and Algebra are very similar! Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"

"What is Batman's least favorite Sex Act? The Pearl Necklace."

"What did the meter sticks say to the lonely ruler? You just don't belong."

"I farted in the Apple store and everyone got pi*sed. Not my fault they don't have Windows."