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Joke of the Day
"It's a boy! ""It's a boy!"" I shouted, as I ran from the Thai brothel."
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"Why did Adele cross the road #To say hello from the other side#"
"A depressed Storm Trooper goes to the bar for some jager shots. He goes home sober."
"I work at a restaurant and one of the chefs there is both dyslexic and epileptic. Ended up sending out a chicken seizure salad."
"Girl are you a prescription from my doctor 'cause you might be good for me but I can't read you at all."
"What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved? Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple...."
"You heard the rumor going around about butter? Nevermind, I shouldn't spread it. Thank you TheAustr0naut"
"How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. But it takes 20 episodes"
"You guys hear about the guy who was addicted to rohypnol (Roofies)? He'd been on 'em longer than he could remember..."
"Procrastination is like masturbation: it is fun and feels good but in the end you've only fucked yourself."