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Joke of the Day

"What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it? The slippery slope fallacy"

"I am out of wine, so I ate a bag of grapes and threw myself down the stairs."

"Happy Valentines! A little early I know, but l suffer from premature congratulation"

"*takes cat from pocket of doctor's coat & holds it over patient* He has finished his scan. He says he doesn't like you & you have cancer."

"Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds? Because they kept throwin shade"

"What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get? Mine is a skittle."

"Did you hear about the three guys that walked into a bar? You'd think the third guy would've ducked."

"Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Baby, I'm just gonna shake their soda"

"Why are Australians so well balanced? They have a chip on both shoulders."

"A feminist got drunk at lunch, accused her boss of coming on to her, and slapped him in the face. She got loaded, triggered, and fired."