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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the three guys that walked into a bar? You'd think the third guy would've ducked."

"A salesman came to my door and tried to sell me a coffin. ""Nah, thats the last thing I'll need"""

"Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett? Han Solo"

"How do you find the Pun Bar? You just walk into it"

"He's a recovering alcoholic: recovering from last night!"

"Did you hear about the skywriter's autobiography? It was way over my head."

"Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole? A dead baby shot out of a snowblower."

"*at funeral* ME: I know how you feel FRIEND: Dont bring up the time you only got yel-- ME: One time I only got yellows in my Starburst pack"

"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef Strokin-off!"

"Happy Columbus Day! Celebrate by going to the wrong house after work then claiming it as your own."