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Joke of the Day
"Why are Australians so well balanced? They have a chip on both shoulders."
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"When I was in jail I was asked by one of the rather large inmates, ""you wana be the poppa or the momma?"" I responded with ""Poppa""..... ""then get over here and suck mommas dick"""
"So a man goes to work... Memed XD im a grill btw so upboat plz."
"After 12 years in prison ..... After 12 years in prison, a man finally breaks out. When he gets home, filthy and exhausted, his wife says, ""Where have you been? You escaped eight hours ago!"""
"What no running shoes and Neo-Nazis have in common? Both make Jews run faster! (Sorry, but as an agnostic Jew myself, I hope that it's okay for me to make this joke.)"
"Porcupine : Porsche whats the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche... a porcupine has its pricks on the outside."
"Blond joke Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months? It said 2 to 4 years on the box."
"What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to? Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up."
"GF: I'm sick of you pretending you're a detective. We should split up ME: Good idea. We can cover more ground that way."
"""I < 3 You"" means I'm smaller than 3 of you."