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Joke of the Day
"Happy Valentines! A little early I know, but l suffer from premature congratulation"
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"What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin? No R-E-S-P-E-C-T."
"Everyone is entitled to my opinion."
"There is no I in Team, but there's always one big A... if you know what I mean."
"ME: Wow I have to print this document right now PRINTER: Like, right right now?"
"*watches How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days* pfft... I could do it in 8"
"All my hostile pals are in hospitals."
"I Made Myself A Belt Out Of Watches It Was A Real Waist Of Time"
"I like my women how I like my coffee... Cheap, and from a third world country"
"Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie? Because it was PG"