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Joke of the Day

"how does it make you feel that your left hand has never touched your left elbow and your right hand has never touched your right elbow"

"The decision to not set back my clocks last fall is looking pretty good right now."

"Why are yachts and ships so scary? Because they're for boating."

"What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust? Ju-Haul"

"What's the difference between a stripper and a hooker? Usually about $40"

"When in Rome... Crucify Jesus"

"A doctor says to his patient, ""I have good new and bad news..."" Patient: ""I'd like the good news first"" Doctor : ""Well, you're going to have a disease named after you..."""

"Some guy just stole my wallet. He's now the poorest man in town."

"As the saying goes, once you go black... You become a single mother."

"Why are jokes in base 8 not funny? Because 7,10,11!"