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Joke of the Day

"Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Baby, I'm just gonna shake their soda"

"A Priest and a Rabbi... see a little boy bent over. The Priest says to the Rabbi: ""Should we fuck him?"" The Rabbi says to the Priest: ""Out of what?"""

"Where do Crows hang out on friday night? The crow bar."

"What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends? It's raining Ken, hallelujah...."

"I bought shoes from my drug dealer. I'm not sure what they're laced with, but I've been tripping all day."

"I began writing full time 20 years ago. I've sold lots - my tv, my car, my jewellery..."

"How did the blind priest find the choir boys? Satisfying."

"The Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar. ...it was tense."

"Sony has a site where you can watch The Interview for $5.99 and I can't think of a single reason not to trust them with my credit card info."

"Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games? Because then they'd be two tired"