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Joke of the Day

"What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get? Mine is a skittle."

"A r/news mod walks into a bar [Removed]"

"what do computers & old testament gods have in common Lots of rules and no mercy"

"It's hard to find a good woman . * Smart * Sexy * Single * Sane Pick three"

"Cats REALLY hate dryers. However, Patches has Never looked this fluffy"

"You ever get off the toilet and think... Man, was I full of shit!"

"I don't take my wallet to work because I'm afraid someone will steal it while I'm sleeping."

"I overdosed on my homeopathic medicine today. Forgot to take it."

"If a dog has puppies in a public place, can they be arrested for littering?"

"What's black and white and can't fit through a door? (x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head."