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Joke of the Day

"*takes cat from pocket of doctor's coat & holds it over patient* He has finished his scan. He says he doesn't like you & you have cancer."

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"A girl called me ""sir"" today and I was so angry I took off my suit of armor and stormed out of Medieval Times."
"Jaws (1975): people started hating a shark for doing normal shark things"
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean Beef What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mother"
"What has handles and flies? A witch in a garbage can."
"I like to make my websites with Ajax Because that way my designs always come out very clean."
"In 20 years I will publish a book Titled 'The Complete List of the Boyfriends of Taylor Swift'."
"How many of you believe in psychokinesis? Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie."
"What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Hungry."
"Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow? She didn't want six inches of snow all year long."