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Joke of the Day

"Next time your sit at a McDonald's playland and a parent asks you, ""Which one is yours?"" Say, ""I haven't picked one out yet!"" It's worth it."

"I have the Anne Hathaway ""It came true!"" reaction whenever the guy at Subway hands me my sandwich."

"My hearing-impaired GF left me for a hearing-impaired man. I should have seen the signs."

"Roses are red, violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead. The sugar bowls empty and so is your head."

"I finally got hired at the local adult store First day on the job I got a raise!"

"What do you call a white man in a ghetto? An ambulance."

"I'll admit it... I'm a horny TV And i'm turned on by remotes..."

"""My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!""said Miss Conceited. ''Then he's right said her little brother.''Sophia Loren?'' ""No-spaghetti!''"

"Why did the hippy drown at the beach? Because he was too far out mannnn."

"Its march already Life is marching forward"