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Joke of the Day
"What's Gatsby's favorite and least favorite superhero? Green Lantern and Deadpool."
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"What's AlQaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets"
"I hate going to the dentist, he is always like ""did you eat Oreos before you came in?"" and ""you are still eating Oreos, I can see you"""
"What is a Mexican's favorite FPS? Borderlands."
"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate it's tits a lot"
"Last night I ate 3 large spicy curry rolls while watching Westworld. These violent delights have violent ends."
"What version of windows does Jesus use? XP Edit: [Explanation](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chi_Rho)"
"Dude goes to convenience store and asks for cigarettes, gets one and warning reads "" Smoking can cause impotency"" politely asks ""Bro, give me the pack that causes cancer"""
"What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? The mosquitos stops sucking after you fucking slap it"
"My friends don't hang out with me anymore since I told them I dilute my Viagra. They just can't tolerate that I'm homeosexual"