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Joke of the Day

"Today is Friday the 13th. Try not to be a teenage girl in her underwear at night at a deserted summer camp today."

"What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women..."

"Why was 6 happy to see 7? Because 7 ate 9."

"Damn, girl! Is that a mirror in your pocket?... ...You conceited bitch!"

"How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day? ""Aboot this big"""

"My cousin told everyone he could do a backflip. We all gathered around him. He said, ""I can't do it if you're watching."" #MyFamilyIsWeird"

"Twitter: Where if the chemistry's good, the geography won't be.."

"I am your Doctor. Sorry to inform you that you have a brain problem. Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it, and the right has nothing left in it'"

"What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild? deez nuts"

"[on a speed date] *2 min long fart* ""It was nice meeting you."""