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Joke of the Day
"Shortest Joke I've Ever Heard; Dwarf shortage."
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"They told me to bring an exotic animal I said alpaca Llama They asked if that was a hybrid"
"Really? Wow! (The only two things I ever say to kids)"
"I think 50 Cent should run for President in 2020 He's change we can believe in"
"France and Italy are in a battle against each other. Who wins? Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides."
"""My wife worked a 12-hour day and I asked what was for dinner"" I explain to the other homeless people."
"My drivers license says I'm an organ donor, but jokes on them because I own a piano."
"Last Valentine's day I recieved so many cards from my girlfriends that I couldn't open the front door... Because my wife had the locks changed"
"What did the black guy get on his SATs? Barbecue Sauce"
"Where does Donald Trump store his books? The fireplace."