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Joke of the Day

"What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide? Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together."

"How do you make a hormone? You don't pay her"

"An elephant and a naked man were standing next to each other... The elephant says ""It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?"""

"'Ghost In The Shell' ran tests to make white actors look asian. Turns out actors aren't very good at math."

"Chuck Norris can speak braille."

"An old lady on the bus just tried to set me up with her daughter. Here's everything she knows about me: 1) I don't have a car"

"Wouldn't it be messed up if we found out Rome was built in like 23.5 hours?"

"kk People who write kk instead of Okay or OK are 66.67% white supremacists."

"Just got a fancy new bathroom scale that tells you what percentage pizza you are."

"I met this cute Inuit girl but I didn't know what to say, so I just said something funny. It was an icebreaker joke."