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Joke of the Day
"62% of swimmers say they pee in the ocean....... now you know why SpongeBob is yellow."
Next Joke
"What's the best way to start an underwear presentation? Start with a brief introduction."
"How did the two Irish gay guys know they were meant for each other? Their names are Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald."
"Bruce Willis angrily returns a cheese grater to the store, ""IT DID NOT MAKE THE CHEESE GREATER! IT JUST MADE LOTS OF LITTLE CHEESE"" he fumes"
"What do you call a sarcastic abyss? A sar-chasm."
"*i get home riding a pig* Wife: Hey honey, how was the ""Hog Riders"" meeting? Me: *sighs* Pointless...this one was for motorcycles too."
"Photographer with really bad eyesight is the happiest because he doesn't need any lenses to see perfect bokeh."
"Why is it better to be fat than skinny? Because the pros LITERALLY outweigh the cons!"
"I used to hate flying. I thought the plane would go down. But now I just bring my wife with me on the plane because my wife never goes down."
"Love it when moms refer to kids by age in tweets. ""6 fell down today"". Wonder if the kids do the opposite at school: ""33 is drunk again""."