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Joke of the Day

"My New Years Resolution is to be more positive and less sarcastic...I wonder how long this bull$hit fantasy will last."

"dont judge a person by the color of their skin or by the content of their character but by the shape of their eyebrows"

"What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent? Thanks for opening my mind."

"What's the longest you've stayed in bed? I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke"

"This donut scented car air freshener is going to pay for itself next time I get pulled over."

"I stripped naked after losing a bet yesterday. I'm now barred from my local bookies."

"Original content Front page when?"

"What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall? Art."

"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old? Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? [NSFW] I can't jelly my dick into your mom's ass."