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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? [NSFW] I can't jelly my dick into your mom's ass."

"At my age, a new driver's license doesn't have an Expires On date. It has a Renew If You Haven't Expired On date."

"Old man Johnson and his world-champion pole vaulting neighbor are really one in the same... They both grip their sticks and try to get it up."

"Holocaust joke best joke A jew is disobeing order in a work camp. SS officer comes to him showing 2 soap bars in the hand: ""This is your mother and this your father"""

"There was a monster who ate properties... He ate a lot."

"What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? Someone who pole-vaults without a pole."

"Do you know why black people have large nostrils? Because they have big fingers."

"What are the Russians eating for thanksgiving? Beef with turkey"

"little son knows How to scare parents? Dad: ""Can I see your report card, son?"" Son: ""I don't have it."" Dad: ""Why?"" Son: ""I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."""

"I'm gonna screw you blue Said the rapist to Inigo Jones"